Puns w/a Melody #23
To add to the punishment, Satan made all the tormented souls listen to elevator music. The Hells Are Alive With the Sounds of Muzak.
What do you call a musician who steals sheet music? A clef-to maniac.
Classical music is better than Mozart forms.
Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music?
I wanted to be a clarinetist but I couldn’t reed music.
The optometrist moonlighted as a jazz musician so he could continue to improve-eyes.
Did you hear about the vampire who used to torture his victims with music? His Bach was worse than his bite.
Old musicians never die, they are just disconcerted.
Musicians need a leader because they don’t know how to conduct themselves.