
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain
― Mark Twain

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain
― Mark Twain

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”