Now Serving Tennis Puns #10

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#10 Now Serving Puns

#10 Now Serving Puns

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Tennis Puns

#10

Image result for tennisMy tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.

 

I thought dating a tennis player would be a ball, but it was just a racquet!Image result for tennis

 

Image result for tennis umpireThe agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault.

 

I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.

 

During a tennis match one player gave the other a backhanded compliment. (My Favorite)

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When the tennis-playing judge got sued, the ball was in his court.

 

When there’s a sale on tennis balls it’s first come first serve.Image result for tennis

 

Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.

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A tennis match organizer had a Smashing success and a Net profit.

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“Never eat at a tennis match, it’s inappropri-ate ate-iquette”


Now Serving Tennis Puns

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