#18 Auto Puns

Puns DRIVING Humor #18

Why did the car cross the river with the boat? It was a ford escort.

Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.

The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.

When driving lawyers have to watch out for the sharp attorneys.

He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.

When driving Mickey Mouse sings cartunes.

My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.

My dog failed his driving test, he can’t parallel bark.

A hermit drove to town and was charged with recluse driving.

Puns DRIVING Humor

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