Home-spun Puns #20

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Home-spun Puns #20

Jack sold a cow for some beans, came home to his mother, and spilled the beans.

A homeless person joining in a riot can basically be heard as a vague rant.

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Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

Since I went to work in the plumbing department of the home center, I have developed a multi-fauceted personality disorder.

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The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup.

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The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite.










Unfortunately, no one won the lemon eating contest. They all went home with a sour-taste in their mouth.

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A gardener who moved back to his home town rediscovered his roots.

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An ancient Greek shoemaker ran home when there was an earthquake only to discover he had fallen arches.

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