Puns for Your Holiday #24

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Puns for Your Holiday #24

Those interested only in board games at Christmas might just be chess nuts roasting by an open fire.

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This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. I really like a wreath of Franklin.

Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music?

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A dog breeder crossed a setter and a pointer at Christmas time and got a pointsetter.

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn’t have the gift.

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I thought Santa was going to be late, but he arrived in the Nick of time.

I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.

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Santa goes down the chimney because it soots him.

Puns for Your Holiday



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