Forever Mastadon ~ Episode 140
…Most anything can happen at a Top Secret facility and the fire chief is reminded of that. “I absolutely hate killing myself…
“My Penty?” Daniels is guilty by association. From out of a handy dandy tool belt he pulls out a powerful penlight to guide their way. “What is this place?”
“It must be an interconnecting tunnel system. I bet it leads to a bomb shelter.”
“I guess you never know when the Soviets are going to launch a missile at a prime target.”
“Exactly. Hey, if we head this way I think we can make Waterfall Glen,” Martin beckons Daniels toward the rugged terrain beyond the Atom-smasher perimeter. After making a straight southerly line, they come to a steel door with a sign warning: “Beware of Wild Animals”. “I’ll take my chances with the carnivores; you can keep your Devil!”
The sign did not warn them that the other side of the door had a cliff-side exposure; the gully below is easily two hundred feet down. “I think we better go up,” Daniels suggests.
“Up is good.”
They scale to the top of the ridge and follow the plume of smoke and flashing lights roundabout Building Four. Kamen knows the firefighters pretty much by name and tells the Chief what he could about the fire. He leaves Satan off of the suspect list, instead blaming it on a Bunsen-burner.
“A Bunsen-burner, isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well, neither of us smokes and there wasn’t a toaster oven in there so, you bet your beaker it was an experiment gone badly.”
Back inside the charred office, Martin heads to the fireproof file cabinet. The top compartment is missing the Carbon Dating file, meaning the fire was a worthwhile consequence.
“Would you please report that there was at least one fatality in the fire…? Director Zinn will sign off on that; no names just unrecognizable bodies.” Most anything can happen at a Top Secret facility, don’t you know and the fire chief is reminded of that. “I absolutely hate killing myself.”
“That means we need to get you back to the University safe house, so Penty has to look hard to find me. I think I can stay dead for 24 hours.”
“Just ask Willard; pretend dead is much more fun than the real thing.”
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