Summer Sunday Puns #28

 

Grills are a hot item.

It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.

Sitting in the sun last summer a lot of people became well-red.

 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

I needed a raise in my allowance. Mowing the grass all summer just wasn’t cutting it.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Some people say I’m addicted to summersaults, but that’s just how I roll.

 

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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Summer Sunday Puns #28

 

from WIF