Summer Sunday Puns #28
Grills are a hot item.
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
Sitting in the sun last summer a lot of people became well-red.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I needed a raise in my allowance. Mowing the grass all summer just wasn’t cutting it.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Some people say I’m addicted to summersaults, but that’s just how I roll.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
Summer Sunday Puns #28
from WIF
