Forever Mastadon ~ Episode 240
…“I don’t know how NBC is explaining the broadcast interruption…..do you Sam?”…
“Yeah their telephone banks were lit up, but operators were told to tell them that it was related to the electrical blackout, which technically it was. But I was told that they were back on the air for your explanation and altar call, Billy.”
“If that is the case, then untold millions heard the truth from my lips.”
“I also heard that the main sponsor, LUCKY STRIKE, was quite pleased with the viewer numbers.”
“A tobacco company for a sponsor, isn’t that ironic? Well God can help you or any other believers ditch that nasty habit Sam.”
“I smoke menthol Billy; they say it is better for you.”
“I see actors and actress smoking them in movies all the time, so someone thinks it’s cool. But YOU know better than to blow smoke my way!” Graham errs on the side of caution when it comes to vises. “Speaking of habits, did ancient peoples smoke cigarettes, Willard?”
“I am not an anthropologist Reverend Graham, but ancients were more concerned about their next meal, let alone acquiring a senseless habit. As we, well me anyway, have learned, that Devil will do anything to keep us slaves to something, anything, even believing that our species started out as sea creatures, then fins into legs to walk on land, then two legs get longer, we grow hair and stand upright, hang around in trees and finally decide to get smarter than apes and invent things; like cigarettes.”
“Now if that isn’t the case for creation!” A nonsensical progression like that makes a good preacher proud.
“I never used to pigeonhole life on this planet, really care much or give it a label, but after discovering that 20,000 year cap, intelligent design is the only reasonable explanation for it.”
CONSTANCE CARAWAY P.I.