The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored.
When the presidential candidates campaign in rural areas, do they take a straw poll?
When they campaign in forested areas do they give stump speeches?
The president can’t pass the bill because it’s still incongruous.
The saying of a former vice-president is know as an AlGorIthm.
Old presidents never die they just keep going through their cabinets.
Have an optometrist run for president, because they are people of vision.
Presidential Puns #30