Puns 4 (Four) Fun
On Independence day, may the fourth be with you. (sorry)
Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
What happened to the rich guy with the double chin? He made a four chin.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
The quadruplets were always wandering off. It was a four-gone conclusion.
He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.
Golfers would wear wrinkled clothes if it weren’t four irons.
Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts.
College bread is a four-year loaf made out of the old man’s dough.