THE RETURN TRIP – Episode 214
Meanwhile Back at the Ranch
… no matter what schedule Gus McKinney is on, hell-or-high water, he shows up for movie night at the White House…
“What movie is playing tonight?” Roy Crippen, leader of the free world is always the last to know.
He is still an important individual. Even on a light duty day like this one, he has had a meeting with both the King and Prime Minister of the South Pacific island nation of Tonga, greets the National Spelling Bee champion, and deals with a World Bank proclamation;
- Tonga has a fishing dispute with Fiji and Samoa
- The new best speller cannot speak a lick of English.
- And in the most disturbing development, he learns the details about China’s latest demand against the world banking system, demanding payment in full from debtor nations. (Can you spell
In a topsy-turvy entangled selfish world, re-elected Prez Roy deserves some down-time and if it is the third Tuesday of the second month of the first quarter of 2037, then he should have known that his youngest stepson is in charge of selecting the movie.
He may be turning 21, he may be assigned to another part of the world or he may be bringing a date; no matter what schedule Gus McKinney is on, hell-or-high water, he shows up for movie night at the White House.
“It’s going to be a space movie, what else do you need to know?” Francine Bouchette-Crippen, who is both First Lady of the United States and Social Secretary, cares less about the movie, yet always welcomes the opportunity to ask a number of $64K questions, with a young man in need of some sort of oversight.
And Gus is so brutally honest that he says the darn(dest) things, “Well, some rookie was supposed to fly an X-66 back to Langley (AFB), but I did it instead… and here I am… STAR TREK: ORION’S BELT, right, that’s the movie?”
“And how did you come to get here last month?” A good stepparent would detect a pattern of behavior.
“I told a Senator’s daughter that she could swim in the White House pool, if she gave me a ride in her daddy’s limo?”
“And when the Senator needed his car, it was nowhere to be found,” an inconvenient fact. “Don’t you remember what happened before the 2032 election? Your brother was accused of assaulting a Congressman’s daughter. You better be careful about bending the rules to suit your fancy.”
“But Francine, I only do it so I can spend time with the best 1st Chick this country has ever seen!”
She is generally steamrolled by Gus’ charm.
And how could his stepdad, the Top Gun of the nation, protest watching a movie Star Trek movie about an a peaceful planet in the constellation of Orion that kidnaps baby James T. Kirk III, right after he is born. (At a theater near you in 2037)
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