The NULL Solution = Episode 66

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The NULL Solution = Episode 66

…Marscie Deimos McKinney is brought into the world on Stardate 2053.26 or 02-21-2053 {+ a pinch to grow an inch}…

Human gestation is a reliable timekeeper, ever since Earth prehistoric. Give or take a day or five, the time it takes from conception to birth is nine months. Physicians have stopped tampering with natural childbirth. Gone are the days of the so-called C-section, when mothers, not nature would decide when a baby would make its Earthly appearance. 2-19-2019 was the last straw. That was a Tuesday before the next leap year when millions of February babies were delivered, ready or not, because of the synchronicity of the date. Unfortunately Carl Jung {inventor of the word caesarean}, had been dead for some 60 years and doctors got tired of being allied with such a supercilious practice. That summer, the WHO {World Health Organization} banned caesarean births when the mother’s life was not in danger.

Mindy McDonald-McKinney and her husband, Gus, have been patiently enduring those 9 long months. Good things come for those who wait.

By the grace of God, who is said to have known her name before recorded times, Marscie Deimos McKinney is brought into the world on Stardate 2053.26. The old-timer’s calendar would have read 02-21-2053 {+ a pinch to grow an inch}.

“How did you two kids come up with her name?” Neither Francine nor Prez Roy was consulted about said naming.

Marscie stands for you-know-what and Deimos for you-know-where. Simple as pie to remember and in honor of my {real} parents,” recites the proud papa. “Our second choice was Ellen MacDonald McKinney, you know; get Mindy’s side of the family in there. Ellen is her mother.

“Too many macs-this and too much mc-that!”

“Right… don’t you like linking Mars’ moon in there?”

“Somehow I think Celeste & Sampson would appreciate the connection.” —


The NULL Solution =

Episode 66


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