The NULL Solution = Episode 158

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The NULL Solution = Episode 158

…To many, the Space Family McKinney represents an unnecessary capital drain on world economic equality…

America Going Down the Drain by Michael Allen Langshaw

Gus, Mindy and Marscie McKinney have been enlisted for a USO-style whirlwind tour of North America. It is just what the doctor ordered for a society still reeling and healing from alien-induced hysteria. Each and every of the designated stops relishes a visit from a model American family; an occasion with a royalty aura. It is a refreshing break from the customary military fervor.

But haters rarely let go of their hate. Space haters view NASA as a waste of money, money that should provide every manner of service and benefit for those who do nothing for themselves. Such groups are spawned in metropolitan city centers {with the exception of Houston}, whose under-educated population is overtly entitled.

New York City, for example, is a Big Apple that has become rotten to its core. As melting icecaps have raised ocean levels, low-lying residents are forced inland, the pockets of disenfranchised malcontents becomes more concentrated. The Democratic Party, which has aligned itself with the poorest demographic, continues to promise subsidized prosperity, without the revenue to make it feasible.

To many, the Space Family McKinney represents an unnecessary capital drain on world economic equality.

Nevertheless they come. With Gus in his spacesuit and Mindy with her best hat, the McKinneys settle in for an extended NYC rally.

Tickertape is hard to come by these days, with confetti shredded out of garbage taking its place. Paper itself is pretty rare, as is the need for file cabinets. The digital age has taken root. The only tangible paper trail is a person’s death certificate. What a lovely thought.

Confetti showers down on the open top limousine carrying the Earthly McKinney contingent. Marscie’s arms threaten to fall off due to her wholehearted waving. “This beats the boring ranch with a stick!” She is having the time of her life and she loves the celebrity status that she will enjoy at her elementary school, when she gets back to class.

Mother Mindy used to love the attention of being an astronaut’s wife, but that shine has long since worn off, considering that spaceflight remains risky business. On the Avenue, 5th Avenue , the motorcade crawls past some of the finest shopping midtown Manhattan has to offer. Perennially topping the “Greatest Places in America to Live” list, nothing could be finer.

Happy Easter to my loyal readers!


The NULL Solution =

Episode 158


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