Winterized Puns #41 – WIF Wit and Humor

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Winterized Puns

Puns For Intelligent People

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  • Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
    Because the grooms always get cold feet!
  • What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
    Glare ice!
  • I’m trying to break the ice with you, but you keep giving me the cold shoulder.
  • What did the snow plow guy say when his equipment broke down?
    Take this job and shovel it!
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  • What is Spider Snowman’s secret identity?
    Peter Parka!
  • What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
    Take a chill pill! How does Frosty pay for his chill pills?
    With his slush fund!
  • If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
    Icicles!
  • Snowmen are everywhere in wintertime, but why is it that you never see snow toddlers?
    Because they’re always having meltdowns!
  • Why did the bodybuilder get a tattoo of Frosty on his stomach?
    He wanted an abdominal snowman!
  • If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
  • What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
    Love at frost bite!
  • What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
    Chilly!
  • Did you hear that they’re performing Hamilton on ice?
    Everyone wants the part of Aaron Brr!
  • How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen?
    With a thawed-off shotgun!
  • What do you call a $1 ticket to the ice rink?
    A cheap skate!
  • Did you hear about the ski trip?
    It started great, but it was all downhill from there!
  • Why was the snow plow guy famous?
    Because he was in snow biz!
  • I thought we were going sledding, but we went skiing instead. You might say I was mis-sled.

Here’s hoping your winter is NOT tough sledding! – Gwenny


Winterized Puns #41

WIF Wit and Humor

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