The NULL Solution = Episode 93

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The NULL Solution = Episode 93

…It’s everybody for himself out here, unless it gets too close to home,  in which case NIMBY is how we on Earth phrase it…

— In the realm of sightseeing, doing so in space is unrewarding. Be it at the snail’s pace of SOLx1 or TSF compression, there is next to nothing to really see. The Orion Nebula is quite spectacular from a distance, but from a drive-by view, you cannot tell the mass from the gas.

During the McKinney NEWFOUNDLANDER stowaway voyage of some 4+ years, Sampson and Co. were quite literally bored stiff. Much of this perception is due to never coming within a million miles of anything.

At TSF {Time-Space-Fold}, this pair never comes within a million miles, only infinitely faster; boredom at a blur.

But for a Nullian space novice, the hallmarks are wide-eyed and many. A NSO {near Related imagespace object} as common as a comet is cause for wonder. Not long after spotting one such icy rocketeer, Skaldic still had to wait hours for it to get close enough to analyze.

“Comets are cosmic leftovers Skaldy, not a danger to anyone, although if one would collide with an inhabited planet, it would no longer be inhabited. The odds of that are incalculably scant though.”

“Scant like a Null, riding in a spacecraft, headed for a distant star?”

“Come to think of it, make sure that comet isn’t headed to Epsilon Eridani.  NIMBY is how we on Earth phrase it. It’s everybody for himself out here, unless it gets too close to home… like that is – that is.” Sam points to the viewscreen and the image of Mars.

They have entered the influence of Earth’s star and as luck would have it, the Red Planet is less than .0000005 degrees off their course to Earth. “I am going to swing by some old stomping grounds while we have the chance, for Auld Lang Syne.”

Not that Skaldic would mind. It will be something new to look at and he has heard the legend of how and where the McKinneys were whisked away aboard the ancient

Tycho

Eridanian Explorer. History is fun, unless you don’t like history, in which case you get an F for a grade.

“Slowing down to .45 SOL,” Sampson informs the latest edition of the accidental tourist, “crossing Neptune’s orbit – no other planet in our path. I want to see what Tycho looks like after all these years.”


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The NULL Solution = Episode 88

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…Like a cat on a hot tin roof, some 20 billion beings, as disparate as the birth of a star is to a black hole, are longing for the days of old…

… out where Eridanians fear to tread, a coalition of another sort is serves its purpose in the form sharing current events. There is currently no exchange of ambassadors between allied cultures, so traditional forms of communication are vital for the well-being of all concerned.

Seljuk is pleased to learn {from Eridanus} that their disruptor ray and force-field are being put to good use by Earth. They are grieved to hear the news about Princess Cerella’s kidnapping and her eventual medical emergency on Earth, of all places.. They are pleased to know that Ekcello and the rest of the Gifted have been restored to their former giftedness.

…as they say.

In all the news that is fit to print from Seljuk, leader and raconteur Chasonn has some news of his own to share; both bad and good variety.

The bad news is that a gigantic planetary refuge/ship has been launched by the Ÿ€Ð.

The good news is that the entire population were able to escape Ÿ€Ðian home world before it was rear-ended by a sister world.

More possible bad news: they are on a course for Earth.

More possible good news: Chasonn and his people are poised along a path that leads from Galaxy Sexta A to the Milky Way.

No news would be better news.

Chasonn is a peaceful sort on most days, but he has done some scouting of his own and by the looks of Collapsar Axis, nothing good can come of its plodding progression through this greater Great Expanse neighborhood. Of the major civilizations in this sector, Chasonn’s steadying influence has resulted in intergalactic concordance. Nothing bad ever happens over this way, until he lost those three major outposts. And even though no lives were lost, a security blanket has been yanked away from them.

Misplaced security is the common thread intertwining nearly all parties concerned lately. In no particular order, but curiously serendipitous nonetheless, you have the Seljuk incident, the Eridanus episode, the Ÿ€Ð displacement and Earth on pins and needles.

Like a cat on a hot tin roof, some 20 billion beings, as disparate as the birth of a star is to a black hole, are longing for the days of old, i.e. Stardate 2029 when:

  • Chasonn had worked selflessly to make the Triangulum Galaxy a model cluster of stars.
  • Ekcello had the Gifted right where they wanted to be.
  • Earth was poised to colonize Mars.
  • Life was good.

Two decades later, all these feet are being held to the fire.

So what gives?


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The NULL Solution = Episode 74

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The NULL Solution = Episode 74

… Jean-Luc Picard? You have to be bleeping me! How does a crackpot with a fake name get through to me?…

–Dripping with sweat and exhausted to the bone, Jean-Luc walks out of Surgical Suite #3. He is still not sure what is going on with this alien’s backstory, but one thing is sure, the baby is human – mostly. The mother is definitely not, but does manage to pen the letters M_C_K_I_N_N_E_Y   D_E_K… on the paper provided her, and then passes out.

“McKinney… McKinney… why does that name ring a bell?” While his patient{s} are in Recovery, he dashes back up to search that name of Irish origin. “The damn Space Family McKinney, that’s who I was thinking about!” He does a Wikipedia for detail to augment what he already knows. “Gus M., an astronaut living in Texas – his parents disappeared from Mars in 2030, his brother in 2051. They were adopted by none other than a president of the US – Roy Crippen now of NASA fame.”

It may be a longshot, but Dr. Picard manages to track down a secure line to King Ranch, Waller County Texas.

The last time Roy Crippen took a call such as this, it was some {alleged} lunatic scientist from Talibanistan {aka Fletcher Fitch}, claiming that he knew about a plot to blow up Space Colony 1. He better take this one seriously, just to be safe. “Doctor Jean-Luc Picard? You have to be bleeping me! How does a crackpot with a fake name get through to me?

After explaining the subject matter of the strange call, Roy decides to vet the good doctor, with the vast technical resources at his beckon. “And the woman that you describe as an alien wrote the word McKinney?”

“… With the letters d, e & k at the end.”

“Could that be Deke? No that is impossible. Deke McKinney has been missing for 15 years or more! You’re way over in Switzerland you say? Aw hell, give me your address and we’ll over in… what time is it here? 4A makes it noon by you. We will be there before 4P your time.”

“Speaking of impossible…”

“We, that would be Gus McKinney and I, have the fastest plane on the planet Jean-Luc – like warp 4.”

Picard indeed…’ Roy shakes his head and gives Gus a wake-up call he won’t soon forget.–


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The NULL Solution = Episode 73

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…Philanderers philander and physicians spring into action, in this case J-LP pulls a double shift…

“Any Visitors?” asks Dr. Picard of his receptionist.

“Non,” The response of “no” is the same in any {most} languages.

Once inside his Institute’s fourth floor sanctuary, he checks a few patient charts, while elevating his leg, which is sporting a cast that does not have space for another Sharpie signature.

By the time 7 O’clock rolls around, he has had enough of business, or so he thought. Before he can leave the room, out of nowhere, a very foreign-looking woman appears behind him. She is apparently in some distress.

“How did she get in?”

She is dressed like she comes from another planet and sounds like a harp when she speaks. Other than that she looks like she needs medical attention, specifically an OBGYN.

Dr. Picard takes her hand and has her stand inside a full-body scanner, an absolute necessity for any 21st Century medical office. Obviously she is with child, the child is in distress, but her anatomy does not match any he has seen before. There is no recognizing this from that, other than a very large child whose umbilical cord reaches the up to the base of her regally poised skull.

“What on Earth? If we deliver that baby and cut the cord, there may be serious damage to both of you.” Philanderers philander and physicians spring into action, in this case J-LP pulls a double shift. He calls down to the surgical suites to accommodate this unsolicited patient. “I need the most experienced nurses available… and I need a gurney on the 4th floor, STAT.”

Cerella, Heir to the High Council of Eridanus, has been deposited to the single solitary person on Earth…, nay, in the galaxy, who is qualified to deliver her & Deke’s child, not-to-mention the near-impossible task of preserving the cognitive functions of both mother & child.

10 light years away, the father waits and worries.–


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The NULL Solution = Episode 72

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…Jean-Luc has broken three Rossignol skies, ten poles, one ankle and beaucoup hearts.

CHAPTER SEVEN

SCIFI

 

The country of Switzerland continues to be a bastion of neutrality to this day, even halfway into the 21st Century. That nonalignment usually keeps their nose clean, despite the trillions in dirty money and ill-gotten gains stored in financial institutions within their borders.

Tucked in the middle of the European Union, perched mostly in the Alps, officially named the Swiss Confederation, it has strong sense of identity and community and is founded on common historical background. Its linguistic diversity is representative of the people.  Svizra, Svizzera, Schweiz, ʒviːtsrɐ and Suisse are national labels attached to it; pick your flavor.

SCIFI chooses Suisse; hence the Suisse Conjoined Institute of Fetal Integrity which is to say that it specializes in separating babies joined by some body part. Dr. Jean-Luc Picard is a world-renowned authority in the cranial niche. When babies share a skull, he is the surgeon who untangles them. He is the only Frenchman doing it – he is the only human doing it.

Considering how rare such births are, Jean-Luc has a lot of time on his hands. Dust accumulation is the biggest threat to the sterility of his office. He is an avid skier and hiker, so St. Moritz is where he calls home. His operating room is wherever a patient is.

2052 has been a slow year for the cranial conjoined. He does do other surgeries, though some of his critics believe he would make a better doctor to ghosts than a brain surgeon. Consequently he is breaking no records for productivity; however he has broken two Rossignol skies, ten poles, one ankle and beaucoup hearts. He is a handsome man, as they say in France.

Oh, that broken ankle? It has compelled him to spend more time at his craft. As for those broken hearts, one is seated at the reception desk of his SCIFI office building. “Good afternoon, Charlize. Do I have any messages?” English is his language of choice.

“Oui, deux,” hers is not and she passes 2 pink pieces of paper his way. It was only last month that she caught him with another girl. She didn’t believe it was a cousin of his for a single moment.


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The NULL Solution = Episode 70

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…“A needle in a King Ranch haystack would be easier to find, Dad.” Deke had already pondered the available options to finding his wife, he with the largest stake in the game…

To say that Eridanian clan of the Space Family McKinney is worried is likely the understatement of all-time, whether time is artificially altered or not.

In the same way, Ekcello is experiencing real anxiety for the very first time. Never before had a circumstance arisen that his reasoning could not overcome. That he allows the continuing “stasis” of his Gifted members, including his wife-mate Fortan, is proof enough. “What they do not know will not hurt them,” is his justification.

Skaldic the Null has a vested interest in Princess Cerella, her having treated him more fairly than he could have ever hoped. Exactly how her absence will affect the Null cause is the primary issue. Secondarily, he personally has his opinions about Cerella, ⃝    and other galactic goings-on, but he will keep those possible resolutions to himself. Suppression is a stigma for a reason.

Nevertheless, the concerned parties convene for an impartial pow-wow pity-party.

“She has been gone for many cycles and we are still sitting on our hands!” If Sampson had sole command, he would have Explorer out in space, hounding the ionic pathways of anything created, invented or manufactured.

Sammy Mac is not in charge this time.

“A needle in a King Ranch haystack would be easier to find, Dad.” Deke had already pondered that option, he with the largest stake in the game. “Cerella is the most resourceful being I know, well female anyhow… and other than you, Gus, Roy, Fitch and maybe Mom.”

“Now that’s one hardy endorsement, Deke,” Celeste allows. “Place me in the column of trusting that my daughter-in-law and our unborn grandchild are going to find their way back to us.”

“You have been quite calm in the face of this crisis, mother of Deke,” Ekcello’s tone is almost envious.

“I believe that all we were brought together… here for a reason, something bigger than just surviving the loss of Space Colony 1. Ever since we arrived, I have had this deep-down feeling that, and I’m speaking for myself, that we are ambassadors to Eridanus Related imagefrom Earth.”

“I agree Mother. Everything you taught me about the sovereign God, Divine Creator of the Universe, makes perfect sense to me now.” If that is not the case, Deimostra certainly hopes so.

“It’s all about faith, Sammy,” However, Mother Celeste needs more information about the state of Eridanian physiology though. “What is the duration of gestation for a birth in these parts Ekcello? Do you know what I mean?”


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The NULL Solution = Episode 66

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The NULL Solution = Episode 66

…Marscie Deimos McKinney is brought into the world on Stardate 2053.26 or 02-21-2053 {+ a pinch to grow an inch}…

Human gestation is a reliable timekeeper, ever since Earth prehistoric. Give or take a day or five, the time it takes from conception to birth is nine months. Physicians have stopped tampering with natural childbirth. Gone are the days of the so-called C-section, when mothers, not nature would decide when a baby would make its Earthly appearance. 2-19-2019 was the last straw. That was a Tuesday before the next leap year when millions of February babies were delivered, ready or not, because of the synchronicity of the date. Unfortunately Carl Jung {inventor of the word caesarean}, had been dead for some 60 years and doctors got tired of being allied with such a supercilious practice. That summer, the WHO {World Health Organization} banned caesarean births when the mother’s life was not in danger.

Mindy McDonald-McKinney and her husband, Gus, have been patiently enduring those 9 long months. Good things come for those who wait.

By the grace of God, who is said to have known her name before recorded times, Marscie Deimos McKinney is brought into the world on Stardate 2053.26. The old-timer’s calendar would have read 02-21-2053 {+ a pinch to grow an inch}.

“How did you two kids come up with her name?” Neither Francine nor Prez Roy was consulted about said naming.

Marscie stands for you-know-what and Deimos for you-know-where. Simple as pie to remember and in honor of my {real} parents,” recites the proud papa. “Our second choice was Ellen MacDonald McKinney, you know; get Mindy’s side of the family in there. Ellen is her mother.

“Too many macs-this and too much mc-that!”

“Right… don’t you like linking Mars’ moon in there?”

“Somehow I think Celeste & Sampson would appreciate the connection.” —


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