The NULL Solution = Episode 77

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The NULL Solution = Episode 77

…These are not ordinary times ahead for Earth or Mars…

In the time it takes to make it back to GLF and eventually Houston {they actually gain 5 hours}, there is much to discuss and even more to speculate.

— On the popular viral video show “Back from the Dead”, people are reunited with the recently resuscitated or presumed dead. Most all of the concerned parties are usually thrilled with the outcome.

— On reruns of the early century show/website Ancestery.com, folks discover their family tree, long lost relatives or relatives they didn’t know they had. Once again and most of the time they are thrilled about it.

— Like a tried and true recipe, a little of this and a pinch of that can make for a tasty result. Here is a questionable list of ingredients Gus & Crip come up with concerning a possible reunion:

  • How long would it take SEx to get to Mom & Dad?
  • Can we send a signal, now that we know what star system to look for?
  • Do you think Deke will come looking for Cerella?
  • How did she get to Earth and who brought her here and why?
  • Does the recent Lorgan sighting have anything to-do with this?
  • Can Cerella teach us the tricks her to hopscotch around the galaxy?
  • How do we break the news to whom and when?
  • Do you know what Mindy is cooking for supper?

The pair fights the Polar Hadley prevailing wind on the way back to Texas, so they choose a lower altitude to reprise of their path from southern Europe. The haste with which they came is tempered by the challenges they will soon confront.

These are not ordinary times ahead, as they find out after they land at GLF and Fletcher Fitch fills them in on the latest.

“This is the latest image from Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter 3.0 … and this is the one from 10 hours ago.”

“Is that a stratus cloud deck passing through?”

“Stratocumulus I am told and it contains .16 inches of evaporative moisture. There is even adiabatic cooling going on.”

“By “it”, do you mean atmosphere? Those levels would mirror what its climate was like – like before it lost “it”.”

“RR1 indicates it could be raining on the other side of the planet.” A team of Cal-Tech students sent Red Rover–Red Rover One to Mars as a prank 5 years ago. No one is laughing now.

“That’s a real blast from the past. Why is this happening now?”

“Unless Mother Nature has moved her headquarters, my guess is that Lorgan may be behind it,” Fitch surmises.

Roy remains a skeptic, “Why don’t we credit Lorgan with the Big Bang while we’re at it?”

Causality Roy, I’m a firm believer. Lorgan shows up at the same time you are leaving for Switzerland and there just happens to be rain falling on the plain of Xanthe?”

“He’s right Crip. Look for yourself. Lorgan is still parked at 200,000, and stationary I might add. That means the damn planet is spinning and Lorgan is looking down like it is a toy top. ‘Dumb-de-dumb – look at Mars go round + round – dumb-de-dumb.’ I can almost hear that thing laughing.” Gus isn’t laughing.

The concept would be delightful if it were not so maddening.


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The NULL Solution = Episode 70

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The NULL Solution = Episode 70

…“A needle in a King Ranch haystack would be easier to find, Dad.” Deke had already pondered the available options to finding his wife, he with the largest stake in the game…

To say that Eridanian clan of the Space Family McKinney is worried is likely the understatement of all-time, whether time is artificially altered or not.

In the same way, Ekcello is experiencing real anxiety for the very first time. Never before had a circumstance arisen that his reasoning could not overcome. That he allows the continuing “stasis” of his Gifted members, including his wife-mate Fortan, is proof enough. “What they do not know will not hurt them,” is his justification.

Skaldic the Null has a vested interest in Princess Cerella, her having treated him more fairly than he could have ever hoped. Exactly how her absence will affect the Null cause is the primary issue. Secondarily, he personally has his opinions about Cerella, ⃝    and other galactic goings-on, but he will keep those possible resolutions to himself. Suppression is a stigma for a reason.

Nevertheless, the concerned parties convene for an impartial pow-wow pity-party.

“She has been gone for many cycles and we are still sitting on our hands!” If Sampson had sole command, he would have Explorer out in space, hounding the ionic pathways of anything created, invented or manufactured.

Sammy Mac is not in charge this time.

“A needle in a King Ranch haystack would be easier to find, Dad.” Deke had already pondered that option, he with the largest stake in the game. “Cerella is the most resourceful being I know, well female anyhow… and other than you, Gus, Roy, Fitch and maybe Mom.”

“Now that’s one hardy endorsement, Deke,” Celeste allows. “Place me in the column of trusting that my daughter-in-law and our unborn grandchild are going to find their way back to us.”

“You have been quite calm in the face of this crisis, mother of Deke,” Ekcello’s tone is almost envious.

“I believe that all we were brought together… here for a reason, something bigger than just surviving the loss of Space Colony 1. Ever since we arrived, I have had this deep-down feeling that, and I’m speaking for myself, that we are ambassadors to Eridanus Related imagefrom Earth.”

“I agree Mother. Everything you taught me about the sovereign God, Divine Creator of the Universe, makes perfect sense to me now.” If that is not the case, Deimostra certainly hopes so.

“It’s all about faith, Sammy,” However, Mother Celeste needs more information about the state of Eridanian physiology though. “What is the duration of gestation for a birth in these parts Ekcello? Do you know what I mean?”


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The NULL Solution = Episode 69

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The NULL Solution = Episode 69

…“You know what, who knows what, what do you say, Jose?” Gibberish always messes with potential government eavesdropping…

— What would have the planet shaking in its mutual boots, would be the intercepted SETI {SETI, the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence, is an exploratory science that seeks evidence of life in the universe by looking for some signature of its technology. Our current understanding of life’s origin on Earth suggests that given a suitable environment and sufficient time, life will develop on other planets} message that has been conveniently squelched.

Utilizing a fractured combination of the four dominant languages of Earth, the long-ears of the dishes hear a warning from a distant civilization. In a nutshell, they were coming to get us.

As swell as cutting-edge technology is, the memo was not signed.

Neither Harper Lea Bassett nor any other world leader will ever know of the threat. The “need-to-know” axiom… well, that falls into the DoesNotApply column of interdepartmental dealings. And the Freedom of Information Act {FOIA} will not be prying it loose either. Some things are better left unsaid or The War of the Worlds will go down in 2nd place when it comes to global panic. –

“You know what, who knows what, what do you say, Jose?” Gibberish always messes with potential government eavesdropping.

“Si!” Gus plays the game.

“I trust Francine, she knows what’s at stake as well as I do. That rover on Nine is looking for more than unexplainable scattered space dust you know!”

“You promised!” Mindy catches Gus in the act. She does a silent ten count. “Give Grandpa Roy a thumbs-up for me.”

He does not bother asking how she knew he was cheating on his fatherly focus. What she doesn’t know is the same as the rest of the world doesn’t, though she might be in on the secret soon.

“I haven’t budged Mindy, really, look she’s almost asleep.”

“I give up,” she towel-dries her hair out of frustration. She willingly married into the Space Family McKinney, thereby legally signing away her rights to a normal life. “How bad is it?”

“As you may have guessed, we’re not alone. And somehow, we managed to pick up an enemy from a galaxy Hubble 2 can barely see! Other than that, things are peachy keen.”

“It makes me wonder what kind of world our daughter will grow up on.”

“Look on the bright side Dumplin’, we did survive WWIII. God would not have prevented Korea from committing planetary suicide, only to allow us to be wiped out by an alien invasion a year or two later. The world has never been more peaceful. Hey, even the radical Muslim terrorists have been scared into practicality.”

He is trying his damnedest to put a positive spin on Marscie’s prospects for a secure future.


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The NULL Solution = Episode 65

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We may be in bigger trouble than we think!

–So with the best of intentions, Gus does what McKinneys do; they do space rather well. The now amazingly “effective” Stellar Explorer {SEx} is off-world and headed on a course that will rendezvous it with NEO 2038DP in a Venusian minute. It is hard to believe that just a year or so ago, that minute would have taken days.

But wouldn’t you know, today is much like the days that precede it, which means expect the unexpected. A funny thing happens on the NEO-way. About the time Gus squeezes off a rock-lambasting disruptor beam, what shows itself but a cruiser from Sexta A. The asteroid crumbles into harmless debris.

And it’s just what the Ÿ€Ð pilot was looking for: aggression by one of the three likely suspects in “The Planet Nine Affair”. Those Earthlings aren’t as harmless as once thought. Once stunned – twice wary is the new approach. If they can destroy an entire fleet, what chance can one cruiser have? The Ÿ€Ð ship makes a dash for home.

“Did you see that SOL contrail Roy?” Gus catches a glimpse.Related image

“You certainly cannot possibly believe in UFOs, can you now Commander McKinney?”

“Seriously?”

“We can’t be blaming the Koreans, Russians, Chinese or Talibanistan anymore, can we?”

“We could, but we’d be wrong. That looks exactly like the one I scared away a while back.”

Lorgan is Lorgan, but what if that thing was just an ordinary everyday interstellar bogie.”

We may be in bigger trouble than we think!

“&%#$+><. What do you mean you ran from your duties? You were instructedRelated image to take retribution against the civilization responsible for destroying our fleet! I could leave you off Collapsar Axis for that breach of duties!”

“But they were only blasting apart a space rock, Great Župzïð. What threat can they be to us?” Yet the pilot still ran scared.

“I, Župzïð the Last, will determine who is a threat to our proud civilization! As soon as we have vacated the Ÿ€Ð home world, we will set our path to the Milky Way galaxy, perhaps solving two problems in one journey!”

That is a policy decision to end all policy decisions. If they do not find a way to increase the speed of Collapsar, it will be a generational undertaking.


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The NULL Solution = Episode 64

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…Great, I’m going to save a bunch of goat minders…

Photo from Paula Watts

Not three. Not two. One of the original Ÿ€Ð cruisers is left cruising into Terran System territory.

To be exactly correct, zero may soon leave Collapsar Axis as the only Ÿ€Ð creation in the Great Expanse.

Gus is out for an authorized joy ride in his SEx machine. Without the drag of a formal “launch”, he is flaunting that freedom with the usual McKinney flair. The 1st time daddy is learning about all the new built-in bells ‘n whistles, with a get-a-long in his giddy-up.

Ostensibly Roy has dispatched him to NEO 2038DP to test out a fully charged disruptor blast. That 13 meter, oblong, tumbling big-bang-debris is back again and this orbit promises to charge headlong into the Himalayas next week. The UASI {United Association of Sherpas International} is sponsoring this near-Earth object deflection/destruction in conjunction with Dalai Lama 16.

“Now remember Gussy, you want to aim for the thinnest equator of that beggar.” Fletcher Fitch has narrowed the destructive beam of the weapon. The anonymous gift from somebody, arrived with a not-so-narrow ray, meant for a larger purpose. “For the time being, we want to put this thing to good use.”

Great, I’m going to save a bunch of goat minders.”

“Today’s goats are tomorrow’s llamas.”

“I almost forgot Fitch, those used to be your people!” an ancestry dig.

“Talibanistan is a China away from Nepal, did you fail geography?”

“The only geography I am focused on is a 43 foot hunk of space-rock.”

Mount St. Helens before

“That rock is traveling at 45K kilometers/sec. If it hits on a steep enough angle, it could be a mini Mount St. Helens.”

“Now you are testing my history aptitude? Displaced a billion tons of the mountain’s north face… in Washington State… in 1980… Ronald Reagan was president… and disco was king.”

“Enough already McKinney! Just do the task assigned and accept the gratitude of 126 Everest mountain climbers!”


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The NULL Solution = Episode 63

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…Princess Cerella has vanished to who knows where and a vexed, perplexed & hexed civilization uses every means at its disposal to survive…

    is everywhere. Lorgan is nowhere.  What substance is there to empty? Does it need a place to occupy? Is there up or down? Was there a beginning or is there an end? How does empty go from here to there?

“Did the cruiser capture the Eridanus princess?” Much will be rewarded to that crew, should they carry off that kidnapping. Župzïð the Last is counting on a victory, to offset the mounting Ÿ€Ð losses. Though he is occupied with preparations for the Collapsar Axis, he will gladly raise a toast to a glorious victory.

At a whopping 10M cubic cubits Collapsar Axis is a bona fide original. It could hold {within its sprawling confines}:

  1. every single Eridanian tower/city
  2. Seljuk outpost #3
  3. The United States State of Wyoming
  4. the last shreds of a once proud Ÿ€Ð civilization and anyone else who wants to join that merry band of refugees

Collapsar Axis will not threaten any space-speed records, but by all accounts it is 28 times the size of ⃝    .   It is neither planet nor spaceship, but it identifiable and quantifiable, neither of which ⃝    is.

They have known for quite some time, that the planet which they called home would be Image result for planets collide gifrear-ended by a sister globe, long before its atmosphere was laid waste. That inconvenience has only served to hasten their boarding.

“No, great Župzïð, the Eridanian female was not taken. She has vanished, as did our cruiser.”

The concept of irony is farfetched for the Ÿ€Ð.

&%#$+><* the one who bore you {a term of endearment}! I am tempted to strand everyone involved on our doomed world.”

“You cannot punish the air. There was no evidence of destruction, Great One.”

“We are down to 2 cruisers and I am supposed to be pleased?”

1 is the real count, after Chasonn’s new perimeter defense becomes suddenly lethal.


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The NULL Solution = Episode 62

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The NULL Solution = Episode 62

…The place where Cerella finds herself:

It is neither light or dark – It is neither hot nor cold – It is what?…

“There is no use chasing ghosts, Deker,” Sampson reasons. “Even the most hopeless circumstance can work out; your mother and I, and your sister for Pete’s sake, are living proof.”

“Were you sucked into thin air? Don’t give me your survival speech again! That’s not the woman you love out –— there,” Deke flails his arms out of frustration.

Skaldic relates a relevant revelation, “There is no ion trail that suggests that Princess Cerella ended up on that maverick ship. In fact that ship’s warp signature is off our system grid.”

Ekcello, the single individual whose panic should pale all others, offers his lucid view, “Skaldic is correct. My daughter’s essence endures. However, I sense that she is alone, absolutely alone.”

“I concur, Ekcello.” Celeste casts her lot. “Should we be surprised whenever ⃝    decides to show itself?”

A compassionate Deimostra draws her brother into a warm embrace. That simple act is the most effective of all. Nothing can replace physical contact for consoling the inconsolable.

Question: What would space be like without the stars?

  • It would be darker
  • It would be colder
  • It would be lifeless

If a spaceship explodes in space and there is no one around, does it make a sound?

That is precisely the sensation Cerella is experiencing, wherever she might be.

  • It is neither light or dark
  • It is neither hot nor cold
  • It is what?

Everywhere is somewhere

  • She speaks but cannot hear
  • She has comfort
  • She feels her baby stir

Everywhere & Nowhere – Frida B, Austria

Even solitary confinement has its own brand of sensation; the smell of one’s own body, or the feeling that air is moving around you, or that a distant light offers hope for escape.

The place where Cerella finds herself has none of these.

If she were not so cerebral a being, her thoughts would lead her straight into a mental abyss. An abyss is what you make of it.

The wee life within her own body is crying out for answers, obviously the McKinney DNA at work.

‘I know not,’ she meditates.

What she can confirm, if she can trust her sense of optics, is that she inhabits a holographic reality. She is helpless to change her circumstance.


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