Laborious Puns #22

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Laborious Puns

“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”

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Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.

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Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.

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. He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bone-us.

. In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.

In the NFL there is some  Manuel labor.

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They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.

. A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.

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. At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.


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ON the JOB Puns #39 – WIF Wit and Humor

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ON the JOB Puns

Bank robbery is a safe job.

The ditch-digger didn’t just quit, he yelled, ‘Take this job and shovel it!’

Why did the lumberjack lose his job? He axed too many questions.

Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job.

I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.

I lost my job at the quarry, I guess you could say I’ve hit rock bottom.

Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.

I got a job in the transmission shop. It’s shift work.

Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

Since I’ve taken the job in The Everglades I’ve been swamped!

My cartography job is really going to put me on the map.


ON the JOB Puns #39 –

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Laborious Puns #22

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Laborious Puns

“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”

Image result for teddy roosevelt bully

Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.

Image result for bad

Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.

Image result for labor of love

 

. He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bone-us.

. In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.

In the NFL there is some  Manuel labor.

Image result for e j manuel

 

They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.

. A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.

Image result for unions

. At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.


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Spring Into Puns #38 – WIF Wit and Humor

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Spring Into Puns #38

John plans to retire in the spring and, like the trees around us, will be leafing.

Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training.

We can only have spring break in March, because the last time it happened in February, it took until August to get it fixed

The winter was difficult on the trees, but in the spring they were re-leafed

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – and a pretty good spring and summer, too.

He left the hose on near his back door and soon had a spring in his step

Those selling mattresses have a soft sell in the spring.

Is there a best month of spring? There May be.

Gardeners like to spring into action.


Spring Into Puns #38 –

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Laborious Puns #22

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Laborious Puns #22

“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”

Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.

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Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.

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He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.

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In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.

In some countries there is a lot of Manuel labor.

 

They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.

A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.

 

At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.


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Sunny Puns Eclipse Edition

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Sunny Puns Eclipse Edition

Occasionally in the Caribbean there’s a total calypso the sun.

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I noticed that the sun was out, and nobody had bothered to relight it.

The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.

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Scientists studying the sun have a flare for research.

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You should put on more sun tan lotion in order to save face.

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Chicken Little, the sky is falling


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Puns 4 (Four) Fun #36 – WIF Wit and Humor

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Puns 4 (Four) Fun

 

On Independence day, may the fourth be with you. (sorry)

Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!

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What happened to the rich guy with the double chin? He made a four chin.

 

A crow is a four-letter bird.

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The quadruplets were always wandering off. It was a four-gone conclusion.

He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.

Golfers would wear wrinkled clothes if it weren’t four irons.

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Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts.

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College bread is a four-year loaf made out of the old man’s dough.


Puns 4 (Four) Fun #36

– WIF Wit and Humor