The NULL Solution = Episode 96

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The NULL Solution = Episode 96

…Prez Roy sees the situation getting out of hand in a hurry, “We are lucky that China is too proud to admit failure.”…

CHAPTER NINE

Phantasmic

 

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Golden Age of Space

“It is getting to the point where I cannot trust what I am seeing anymore.”

Even in this new golden age of space, the human eye is still the gateway to what the rest of the body considers real and true. With life expectancies rocketing past 100, the complexity of vision is a barrier to the fountain of youth. Squinting, blinking, rubbing and untrusting; those are the choices when, seeing is not believing.

“I am 98.797 % sure I saw another spacecraft snooping around Mars. That other 1.30 tells me I’m wrong, because it is gone.”

“That would be 1.203 Crip,” corrects Fletcher Fitch.

“See, now it’s my math that’s going south!”

“Are the Chinese still out there?” Gus McKinney wonders. He has been too busy lately to notice.

“Yes and none too happy I hear.”

“Thanks to our SOL Nonproliferation Policy!”

“Yes. We do not need them zooming about, doing what they do best.”

“Copycats?”

“Copy that Gussy.”

“Were you able to get a fix on the bogie?”

Fitch fiddles with the long-range sensors, “No. It wasn’t Lorgan though, that’s all I know.”

Prez Roy sees the situation getting out of hand in a hurry, “We are lucky that China is too proud to admit failure. Their curiosity gets the best of them… about that jumbo building I mean. They had the same view as us, but they have their cheapo space telescope.”

“Speaking about cheapo telescopes, you don’t need much of one to see that the Red Planet is turning an earthly shade of green.” Gus parrots the buzz on the street.

“Damn that RONCO 3000! Every amateur astronomer has one.”

“3 easy payments of $39.95… but the naked eye can see the difference in hue… well maybe not yours Crip.”

“What do we tell the “Bassett Hound”? She and her lapdogs are panicking bigtime. Election Day is next week and even the Republican candidate is screaming for answers.”


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The NULL Solution = Episode 68

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The NULL Solution = Episode 68

and this just in to the NASA News newsroom, President Harper Lea Bassett has just announced that she is appointing a Blue Ribbon panel to determine if there is a threat of alien intrusion into our solar system…

As wayward as Mindy’s husband is, which is as far-flung as any considering his job, he has been an attentive father. He can appreciate the importance of parenting, having “lost” his.

“That last dust storm really did a number on the ranch. Carlotta must be at wits end. I’ll keep an eye on our little angel, so take your good long hot shower.”

“Speaking of our housekeeper, promise that you won’t be passing Marscie off to the housekeeper for just any flimsy reason.”

“Do you mean like saving the Earth from aliens?”

“Which reminds me, can you play a Disney download like “The Princess from Centaurus” instead of “Space Invaders”? That is stuff is 20th Century silly!”

“Oh, and Disney is more like reality?” Actually, a character much like real-life Gus is the hero of the movie he is criticizing. But he mostly acquiesces to a higher authority. “Princess Zachnod it shall be.”

“Hey I can do split screen with NASA News, right Marscie?” A mother of one month will give him no arguments. The geek in the anchor seat spews the latest news about the Ninth Planet, which is actually old news but “Generation SOL” needs a steady dose of recent history to keep it from predicting its future; living their lives on a planet other than this one.

‘The most recent data streaming back from the rover suggests that there are thruster marks all over the section it is currently mapping…’

“Oh great, more news on alien evidence! We have mass hysteria in the 80-110 year old demographic and we have found blastoff depressions on Planet 9.”

‘… and this just in to the NASA News newsroom, President Harper Lea Bassett has just announced that she is appointing a Blue Ribbon panel to determine if there is a threat of alien intrusion into our solar system.’

“Hey Dad, how did Mom let that get on the air?” It is a part of Francine’s job, but controlling newshounds is like placing a muzzle on a bullhorn.

Gus and Roy have a perpetual/intuitive link. It is a bit scary, but it does save time-wasting device scrolling.

 “Do you mean the Blue Ribbon panel that I’m not on? Let the “Bassett Hound” think she’s in charge – remember, it is election season again.” Election seasons are a self-perpetuating process.

If only NASA were in control; talk about “for the good of the world”, instead of “the good of the few”. —


The NULL Solution =

Episode 68


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