Alpha Omega M.D. – Episode #163
…Such terms of endearment are harmless among friends…
John Ferrell now confides his unilateral decision to include Maggie Lou in his newly drafted will. to his friend and neighbor, caretaker of his unforeseen burden.
“Ziggy?” He regains the attention of the doctor turned logger. “I need to tell you about a change in my last will and testament.”
“Vhat? Vhat ezz dis nonsense. You are as healthy as your finest horse, dummkopf.”
Such terms of endearment are harmless among friends.
“No, I’m not foretelling my demise. I am merely concerned about Maggie Lou’s future.” He doesn’t have to tell Ziggy of his plans now, but disaster seems to lurk beyond every turned calendar year.
“Proceed.” Ziggy puts down his saw, conceding that all the windfall wood will not be collected and cut-up in one day.
“Vhat about Martha unt James unt Agnes… unt Laura? Does not Laura deserve za same consideration?”
“Maggie Lou represents the future. I do not want the magistrates to decide the exact line of parentage; leaving this portion of my estate to my blood child should not cause the smallest stir… except from my family, which will be richly taken care of. We are speaking of a million dollars or more of business and personal holdings, to be split among them, as compared to patches of mostly unoccupied land in the currently less desirable sections of Tallahassee.
“Mind you, that yes, they do not have prior knowledge of these properties, but neither have they legitimate rule over whom I leave them to.
“Princess Olla, or as we refer to as, Laura Bell, will have insurmountable difficulties in administrating her part of my will; too many doubts and lingering bitterness will surround my passing. That is why I have established a living trust, appropriating this portion to Maggie at and not before the age of 21.
“And until then, please live a long life, for the sake of Laura. Her very essence is life on San Luis Lake. In Frenchtown, she will be just another black woman with a light-skinned baby. In your house, she is family.”
The proceeding soliloquy is awakening legal propriety in a previously unenlightened cohort. “I am afraid that eet eez me wheech eez zee dummkopf. Of course I vill guard that vich you leave, Maggie Lou – or Frieda vill for zat matter. You can count on us, Johann.”