Laborious Puns #22

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Laborious Puns #22

“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”

Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.

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Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.

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He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.

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In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.

In some countries there is a lot of Manuel labor.

 

They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.

A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.

 

At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.


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#22

Enough is Enough

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Enough is Enough

Maybe you do, maybe you don’t. If you possibly do not, here are a couple examples of THIN BOOKS :

” Staying Out of Debt”  by the United States of America

“My Life as a Role Model”  by Lindsay Lohan

“Fidelity: My Most Important Mission”  by General David Patraeus

Enough of the negativity. I am a positive person, so here is an example of a thick book:

“How to be Famous & Rich–Without Talent or Your Money”  by Kardashian Family

Two covers and one page gets you published by THIN BOOKS. Two covers and an inch of wasted paper gets you on Entertainment Tonight.