The NULL Solution = Episode 65

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The NULL Solution = Episode 65

We may be in bigger trouble than we think!

–So with the best of intentions, Gus does what McKinneys do; they do space rather well. The now amazingly “effective” Stellar Explorer {SEx} is off-world and headed on a course that will rendezvous it with NEO 2038DP in a Venusian minute. It is hard to believe that just a year or so ago, that minute would have taken days.

But wouldn’t you know, today is much like the days that precede it, which means expect the unexpected. A funny thing happens on the NEO-way. About the time Gus squeezes off a rock-lambasting disruptor beam, what shows itself but a cruiser from Sexta A. The asteroid crumbles into harmless debris.

And it’s just what the Ÿ€Ð pilot was looking for: aggression by one of the three likely suspects in “The Planet Nine Affair”. Those Earthlings aren’t as harmless as once thought. Once stunned – twice wary is the new approach. If they can destroy an entire fleet, what chance can one cruiser have? The Ÿ€Ð ship makes a dash for home.

“Did you see that SOL contrail Roy?” Gus catches a glimpse.Related image

“You certainly cannot possibly believe in UFOs, can you now Commander McKinney?”

“Seriously?”

“We can’t be blaming the Koreans, Russians, Chinese or Talibanistan anymore, can we?”

“We could, but we’d be wrong. That looks exactly like the one I scared away a while back.”

Lorgan is Lorgan, but what if that thing was just an ordinary everyday interstellar bogie.”

We may be in bigger trouble than we think!

“&%#$+><. What do you mean you ran from your duties? You were instructedRelated image to take retribution against the civilization responsible for destroying our fleet! I could leave you off Collapsar Axis for that breach of duties!”

“But they were only blasting apart a space rock, Great Župzïð. What threat can they be to us?” Yet the pilot still ran scared.

“I, Župzïð the Last, will determine who is a threat to our proud civilization! As soon as we have vacated the Ÿ€Ð home world, we will set our path to the Milky Way galaxy, perhaps solving two problems in one journey!”

That is a policy decision to end all policy decisions. If they do not find a way to increase the speed of Collapsar, it will be a generational undertaking.


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The NULL Solution = Episode 64

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The NULL Solution = Episode 64

…Great, I’m going to save a bunch of goat minders…

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Not three. Not two. One of the original Ÿ€Ð cruisers is left cruising into Terran System territory.

To be exactly correct, zero may soon leave Collapsar Axis as the only Ÿ€Ð creation in the Great Expanse.

Gus is out for an authorized joy ride in his SEx machine. Without the drag of a formal “launch”, he is flaunting that freedom with the usual McKinney flair. The 1st time daddy is learning about all the new built-in bells ‘n whistles, with a get-a-long in his giddy-up.

Ostensibly Roy has dispatched him to NEO 2038DP to test out a fully charged disruptor blast. That 13 meter, oblong, tumbling big-bang-debris is back again and this orbit promises to charge headlong into the Himalayas next week. The UASI {United Association of Sherpas International} is sponsoring this near-Earth object deflection/destruction in conjunction with Dalai Lama 16.

“Now remember Gussy, you want to aim for the thinnest equator of that beggar.” Fletcher Fitch has narrowed the destructive beam of the weapon. The anonymous gift from somebody, arrived with a not-so-narrow ray, meant for a larger purpose. “For the time being, we want to put this thing to good use.”

Great, I’m going to save a bunch of goat minders.”

“Today’s goats are tomorrow’s llamas.”

“I almost forgot Fitch, those used to be your people!” an ancestry dig.

“Talibanistan is a China away from Nepal, did you fail geography?”

“The only geography I am focused on is a 43 foot hunk of space-rock.”

Mount St. Helens before

“That rock is traveling at 45K kilometers/sec. If it hits on a steep enough angle, it could be a mini Mount St. Helens.”

“Now you are testing my history aptitude? Displaced a billion tons of the mountain’s north face… in Washington State… in 1980… Ronald Reagan was president… and disco was king.”

“Enough already McKinney! Just do the task assigned and accept the gratitude of 126 Everest mountain climbers!”


The NULL Solution =

Mount St. Helens after

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