Foolish Puns #34

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Foolish Puns

If I think I’ve seen an idiot before, is that a case of deja fool.

I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I’m having trouble with the fool injection system.

When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.

Of course you know about the self-taught comedian who made a fool of himself.

Some foolish people gain by experience many perils of wisdom.

Foolish potters make wisecracks.

My elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits. She is a real knitwit.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

I’m a sap for tree jokes.

If jokes could be owned like land, then no good pun would go undeeded.

Byte-ing humor can be found reading jokes online.

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― Theodore Roosevelt

1.	Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.
2.	Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.
3.	He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.
4.	In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.
5.	In the NFL there is some Manuel labor.
6.	They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.
7.	A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.
8.	At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.