Laborious Puns #22

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Laborious Puns

“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”

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Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.

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Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.

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. He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bone-us.

. In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.

In the NFL there is some  Manuel labor.

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They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.

. A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.

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. At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.


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Spring Into Puns #38 – WIF Wit and Humor

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Spring Into Puns #38

John plans to retire in the spring and, like the trees around us, will be leafing.

Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training.

We can only have spring break in March, because the last time it happened in February, it took until August to get it fixed

The winter was difficult on the trees, but in the spring they were re-leafed

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – and a pretty good spring and summer, too.

He left the hose on near his back door and soon had a spring in his step

Those selling mattresses have a soft sell in the spring.

Is there a best month of spring? There May be.

Gardeners like to spring into action.


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Laborious Puns #22

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Laborious Puns #22

“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”

Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.

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Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.

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He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.

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In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.

In some countries there is a lot of Manuel labor.

 

They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.

A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.

 

At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.


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Sunny Puns Eclipse Edition

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Sunny Puns Eclipse Edition

Occasionally in the Caribbean there’s a total calypso the sun.

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I noticed that the sun was out, and nobody had bothered to relight it.

The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.

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Scientists studying the sun have a flare for research.

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You should put on more sun tan lotion in order to save face.

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Chicken Little, the sky is falling


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Eclipse Edition

Puns 4 (Four) Fun #36 – WIF Wit and Humor

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Puns 4 (Four) Fun

 

On Independence day, may the fourth be with you. (sorry)

Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!

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What happened to the rich guy with the double chin? He made a four chin.

 

A crow is a four-letter bird.

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The quadruplets were always wandering off. It was a four-gone conclusion.

He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.

Golfers would wear wrinkled clothes if it weren’t four irons.

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Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts.

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College bread is a four-year loaf made out of the old man’s dough.


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Remembering Puns #35

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Remembering Puns

A lot of brave men fought and died in San Antonio, Texas, which is Alamo reason to remember

Way back when, I used to remember things by tying a string around my finger. Even then I had digital memory.

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I went to Cairo, but I don’t remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile

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I can’t remember ever getting nits as a kid, although I do have a lousy memory.

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My friend had amnesia and couldn’t remember how to walk up the stairs, so I had to go back and teach him step by step.

When entering a funeral home, remember to stay alert and always look alive!

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

He couldn’t remember the pill’s name but it was on the tip of his tongue.

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‘Did you remember to buy me the coffee with ice cream inside it?’. ‘Oh I’m sorry, affogato!’

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Puns #1   Puns, Puns #1

Puns #2  Puns, Puns #2

Puns #3   Puns, Puns #3

Puns #4   “Did You Here the One….?”

Puns #5  I Heard Something Punny…

Puns #6   Punny Men

Puns #7   One Vote for Puns

Puns #8   Killer Puns

Puns #9   Illuminating Puns

Puns #10  Now Serving Tennis Puns

Puns #11  Covert Puns

Puns #12  Courting Legal Puns

Puns #13  Punny Money

Puns #14  Egotist Puns & Quotes

Puns #15  Post-Olympic Sporty Puns

Puns #16  Hopeful Spring Puns

Puns #17  Sunny Puns

Puns #18  Puns Driving Humor

Puns #19  Familial Puns

Puns #20  Homespun Puns

Puns #21  Every Problem May Be a Punny One

Puns #22 Laborious Puns

Puns #23  Puns W/a Melody Image result for pun

Puns #24 Puns For Your Holiday

Puns #25  Spelling Puns

Puns #26  Irish Puns & Quotes

Puns #27  Puns Imported From Italy

Puns #28 Summer Sunday Puns

Puns #29  New Year Puns & Quotes

Puns #30  Presidential Puns

Puns #31  Nuts For Puns

Puns #32  Halloween Puns & Facts

Puns #33   Partisan Puns

Puns #34   Foolish Puns

Puns #35   Remembering Puns

Puns #36   Four (4) Fourth Puns

Puns #37   Sunny Puns Eclipse Edition

Puns #38   Spring Into Puns


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