Egotist Puns (#14) and Quotes

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Egotist Puns (#14) and Quotes

Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego.Image result for altar

An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.Image result for egotist

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C.S. Lewis

“If a man thinks he is not conceited, he is very conceited indeed.” 
― C.S. Lewis

Robert Burns

“Critics! Appalled I ventured on the name.
Those cutthroat bandits in the paths of fame.”
― Robert Burns

Douglas Adams

“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
― Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Ambrose Bierce

Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.”


Egotist Puns (#14)

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and Quotes

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Dwight D. Eisenhower

“In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.”
― Dwight D. Eisenhower

 Robert Burns’ poem “To a Mouse.”) Jill: I reserved a hotel room for us three weeks ago, but now the clerk says he has no record of our reservation. So much for our fun weekend in the city. Jane: Well, these things happen. The best-laid plans of mice and men oft go astray. I had all the arrangements made for my party, and then the guest of honor got sick and I had to call the whole thing off. The best-laid schemes of mice and men gang aft a-gley. If a little rain can ruin the best-laid plans of mice and men, think what an earthquake might do!

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