Puns DRIVING Humor #18

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#18 Auto Puns

Puns DRIVING Humor #18

Why did the car cross the river with the boat? It was a ford escort.

Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.

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The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.

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When driving lawyers have to watch out for the sharp attorneys.

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He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.

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When driving Mickey Mouse sings cartunes.

My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.

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My dog failed his driving test, he can’t parallel bark.

A hermit drove to town and was charged with recluse driving.

Puns DRIVING Humor