Speeches You’ve Never Heard – For Various Reasons

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Important Speeches

Never Heard

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It’s good to be prepared. You never know for sure how a big decision will turn out, so you need to be ready for anything. This is especially true if you have to announce a victory or a tragedy to the world; you want to have a speech ready so you don’t resort to freestyle rapping your way through a declaration of war. Fate dictated that these speeches not be given, but they would have been well-remembered if they had.

10. Wamsutta James Ruins Plymouth’s Anniversary Party

Native American activist Wamsutta James was a descendant of the Wampanoags, a tribe that was living in New England when European maps were still labeling America with “Here be Dragons.” When he was asked to give a speech at a 1970 event commemorating the anniversary of the arrival of settlers at Plymouth, he saw a chance to rip apart historical myths that glossed over how natives were treated by settlers. Instead of telling the school kids and Pilgrim descendants present what they were expecting to hear — cute fictions about how buddy-buddy the Pilgrims and Natives were — he would have spent his entire speech destroying those myths, taking his audience to task for their ignorance and highlighting the many atrocities his people suffered, after which he presumably would have dropped the mic and strutted offstage.

Event organizers didn’t like his proposed text and he didn’t like their requests for a rewrite, so James never spoke. While not as historically significant as the speeches coming up on this list, James’ speech is worth mentioning because it highlights an area of American history that is woefully overlooked. It’s fittingly ironic that a speech meant to discuss an oft-suppressed historical truth was prevented from being given. Also, we have to admire the giant balls it takes to accept an invitation to speak at an event, and then spend your whole time trashing it.

Excerpt

“We forfeited our country. Our lands have fallen into the hands of the aggressor. We have allowed the white man to keep us on our knees. What has happened cannot be changed, but today we must work towards a more humane America, a more Indian America, where men and nature once again are important; where the Indian values of honor, truth, and brotherhood prevail.”

9. Sarah Palin Wins

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Near the end of the 2008 Presidential election, tensions between the McCain and Palin camps were so high that McCain’s people insisted that, win or lose, Sarah Palin would not give a speech on Election Night. Given that Palin had turned into the laughingstock of the campaign, that was probably a wise decision.

Palin was a divisive figure both during and after the election, with some voters loving her and others cringing at the thought of her being a heartbeat away from the Presidency. When the text of Palin’s proposed victory speech was revealed, it was a look into what could have been (but thankfully wasn’t). As a speech it’s decent enough, your typical gracious victory celebration. But it’s the idea behind it that’s really interesting — the 2008 election was one of the closest and most contentious in recent history, and the years that followed it would have looked awfully different had the result swung the other way. Regardless of your political beliefs, it’s a hell of a thought experiment to take a minute and wonder what America would have looked like with Sarah Palin in the White House, and her speech lets you know how that news would have been broken to you.

Excerpt

“It’s been just 68 days since that afternoon in Dayton, Ohio, when Senator McCain introduced me as his running mate. He is truly the maverick. He took a chance on me. I will always be grateful for that. It will be the honor of a lifetime to work him as vice president of the United States. And I pledge to govern with integrity, and goodwill, and clear conviction, and a servant’s heart.

My fellow Americans, tens of millions of you shared our convictions and gave us your votes. And I thank you for your confidence. We were facing tough odds and formidable opponents.”

8. Albert Lutuli Lectures South Africa

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Albert Lutuli was a key member of the African National Congress and their struggle against South Africa’s apartheid government. He was arrested in 1960 for burning his pass (an internal passport that all black South Africans were required to carry and produce on demand), shortly after 69 people were killed in a protest against the pass system.

Lutuli was found guilty, fined and given a suspended jail sentence. He had planned on giving a speech before the sentence was decided, but ultimately refrained for health reasons. While today the trial is little more than a footnote in the long story of the anti-apartheid movement, his proposed speech is an excellent piece of rhetoric that aptly highlights the many grievances blacks had with the system. If Lutuli had been able to give it, it may have well been remembered alongside other famous protest speeches of the era.

Excerpt

“There comes a time, sir, when a leader must give as practical a demonstration of his convictions and willingness to live up to the demands of the cause, as he expects of his people. I felt that was the hour in our history, and in my life, for this demonstration. I am not sorry nor ashamed of what I did. I could not have done less than I did and still live with my conscience. I would rightly lose the confidence of my people, and earn the disrespect of right-thinking people in my country and in the world, and the disdain of posterity.

In all humility, I say that I acted as was my duty in response to the highest moral law in the best interest of the people of South Africa, because I am convinced that the urgent need of our country, for the maintenance of peace and harmony amongst the various races, black and white, is the immediate and wholesale abolition of the pass. It is my firm belief that it is the duty of all right-thinking people, black and white, who have the true interest of our country at heart, to strive for this without flinching.”

7. JFK’s Dallas Speech

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As you are hopefully aware, President Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas in 1963. If you weren’t aware, you’re probably wondering what the magic box you’re reading this list on is. What you may not know was that Kennedy was on his way to the Dallas Trade Mart, where he was scheduled to give a speech.

His speech touches on the Cold War, America’s role in the world, and the general uneasiness of the times. Ironically, parts of the speech attack speaking itself — Kennedy argues that America needs to act against Communism instead of merely criticizing it. Some of his words are ominous — promoting financial support for the Vietnam War and the oppressive Iranian Shah does not look wise in retrospect, and bragging about how the US has been able to vastly expand its nuclear arsenal is flat-out scary.

Nevertheless, it’s a stirring piece of rhetoric that would have done well in the hands of a skilled orator like Kennedy, and certainly would have been remembered as a snapshot of the times in which he governed had he lived to deliver it.

Excerpt

“We in this country, in this generation, are — by destiny rather than choice — the watchmen on the walls of world freedom. We ask, therefore, that we may be worthy of our power and responsibility, that we may exercise our strength with wisdom and restraint, and that we may achieve in our time and for all time the ancient vision of “peace on earth, good will toward men.” That must always be our goal, and the righteousness of our cause must always underlie our strength. For as was written long ago, “except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain.””

6. A Regular FDR Speech Would Have Been An Unofficial Goodbye

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Speaking of Presidents and dying, FDR had a speech ready to go for Jefferson Day 1945, before a massive cerebral hemorrhage changed his plans. Had he lived to give it, it would probably be remembered as a decent but generic speech, the sort of remarks the President needs to make when there’s a war going on.

But with FDR kicking the bucket and World War II ending not long after his death, his unspoken words serve as an unintentional goodbye to the American people and the world. They have a poignancy that would be lacking had he lived to speak them, and they make a fitting eulogy for the end of both the longest Presidency in American history and a historical era of depression and war. There’s an optimism to the speech, as it looks forward to the time of peace everyone knows is slowly but surely coming, that is somehow stronger for being given from beyond the grave (not literally; a zombie FDR giving a speech would be terrifying).

Excerpt

“Today, as we move against the terrible scourge of war—as we go forward toward the greatest contribution that any generation of human beings can make in this world- the contribution of lasting peace, I ask you to keep up your faith. I measure the sound, solid achievement that can be made at this time by the straight edge of your own confidence and your resolve. And to you, and to all Americans who dedicate themselves with us to the making of an abiding peace, I say: The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith.”

5. The Cold War Goes Hot

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The Cuban Missile Crisis ended about as well as anything called a “missile crisis” could be expected to — the US publicly won a game of nuclear chicken, the Soviet Union privately achieved a strategic goal by having US missiles removed from Turkey, and nobody got blown up. It’s the sort of feel good ending that was tailor-made for Hollywood.

Most alternative “solutions” to the Crisis would have ended with shots being fired, and JFK had a speech ready to go in case he felt it necessary for American boots to hit the ground in Cuba. We can’t even begin to speculate what the fallout of a military invasion of Cuba would have been. At best, American-Soviet relations would have hit an all-time low, and at worst we’d all be living in Fallout instead of dicking around on the Internet. On the plus side, it would be a lot cheaper to take vacations to Cuba.

Anytime you can make a decision where one possible result is “nuclear holocaust,” you better have a darn good speech up your sleeve, and JFK’s remarks are appropriately somber. Considering the next words out of his mouth could have been “better duck and cover, kids!” they damn well should have been.

Excerpt

“My fellow Americans, with a heavy heart, and in necessary fulfillment of my oath of office, I have ordered – and the United States Air Force has now carried out – military operations with conventional weapons only, to remove a major nuclear weapons build-up from the soil of Cuba.”

4. Nixon Doesn’t Resign

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Political super-villain Richard Nixon is famous for being the only President in American history to resign, but that was actually “Option B.” Had things gone according to plan he would have clung to power, and his Presidency would have begun to resemble the Nixon Administration from Watchmen.

Nixon’s “I’m Sticking Around, Suckers” speech is defiant, although in retrospect it’s also ignorant of the state of affairs, and a little megalomaniacal to boot. Nixon resigned after realizing the political winds were against him, so it’s hard not to imagine this speech being given from a throne of skulls with lighting and thunder crackling in the background. Had Nixon decided to fight public opinion and cling to power, the politics of the day would have become even uglier in a hurry.

Excerpt

“I firmly believe that I have not committed any act of commission or omission that justifies removing a duly elected President from office. If I did believe that I had committed such an act, I would have resigned long ago.”

3. D-Day Fails

As any video gamer can tell you, D-Day was a tough battle. History classes tend to gloss over the many ways Operation Overlord could have gone wrong — anything from a smarter German reaction to lousy weather would have made Saving Private Ryan a lot more depressing. General Eisenhower, well aware of the risk he was taking, took a moment on the evening before the battle to jot down a speech to be read in case of failure. The speech — actually little more than a brief statement — is chilling in how it describes what would have been a catastrophic loss of life with clinical detachment.

How would World War II have turned out if D-Day failed? Well, by 1944, it was just a matter of time until the Nazis were defeated, but with the American and British advance in tatters, the Red Army would have had to pick up the slack, pushing further into Europe than they did in reality. The end result would have been a much larger Soviet Union and a very different Cold War, changes that would have reverberated through history up until today. So jeez, Eisenhower, maybe you should have offered more than 10 seconds of commentary on the matter.

Excerpt

“Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops. My decision to attack at this time and place was based on the best information available. The troops, the air, and the Navy did all that bravery and devotion to duty could do. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt it is mine alone.”

2. Apollo 11 Doesn’t Come Home

Getting men to the Moon was such a complicated endeavor that it’s easy to forget that we had to get them home, too. If something broke they couldn’t exactly call AAA for help, and considering we’re talking about travelling 384,400 km through the vacuum of space in a little ball of metal powered by rocket fuel and slide ruler calculations, it’s actually remarkable that something didn’t break. The joy and wonder felt around the world at the sight of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walking on the Moon would have been a bit dampened had it then been announced that their adventure had unexpectedly become a one-way trip.

Presidential speechwriter William Safire knew the White House had to be ready for anything, so he prepared a short speech entitled “In the Event of Moon Disaster.” Thankfully it never had to be given, but it’s a beautiful piece of prose that would have served as a fitting tribute to the men lying their lives down for the cause of exploration, dampened only slightly by the fact that it would have been read by Richard Nixon.

Excerpt

“For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.”

1. Hitler Gets Blown Up

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As that Tom Cruise movie (and maybe history class) taught you, in 1944 there was a failed attempt by members of the German Resistance to assassinate Hitler. Had the attempt succeeded, Carl Friedrich Goerdeler, one of the conspirators and the proposed Chancellor of post-Hitler Germany, would have given a fiery radio address denouncing Hitler and his policies. Unfortunately, Hitler survived the assassination attempt with everything but his trousers intact, and Goerdeler and his fellow conspirators were quickly rounded up. Nearly 5000 people were executed in the aftermath, essentially putting an end to all organised anti-Nazi resistance within Germany.

It’s hard to say what would have happened had the plan succeeded — internal German politics were complicated, and many of the conspirators still held anti-Semitic views. But regardless of the details, it’s likely that signing a peace treaty would have been a priority, World War II would have come to an early end in Europe, and there would have been no Berlin Wall. But then David Hasselhoff wouldn’t have been able to play a concert there, so maybe it was for the best.

Excerpt

“We would not be worthy of our fathers, we would earn the contempt of our children, if we lacked the courage to do everything, everything conceivable, to avert the terrible peril and to achieve self-respect once more. Over and over, Hitler has violated the oath given to the people ten years ago. He has done so by violating the law, human and divine. Therefore no soldier, no official, not a single citizen is bound to him by oath any longer.”


Speeches You’ve Never Heard –

For Various Reasons

Up Against the Doomsday Clock

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Top 10 Times the World Almost Ended

On August 6th, 1945, the world was changed forever by a weapon capable of wiping entire cities off the map. In the years that followed, the bomb would fall into the hands of other countries. And for the first time in the history of the civilized world, Armageddon was within reach.

To deal with this new threat to the world’s population, the Doomsday Clock was born. In maintenance for more than half a century, the Doomsday Clock is a metaphorical clock with its hands set to just a few minutes until midnight, signifying just how close the world is to absolute annihilation at any given time. During the first year, the clock was given a generous seven minutes until midnight. But a lot of things have changed in the world since then. Just how close have we come to destruction, and how close are we now?

10. 1947: Seven Minutes to Midnight

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In 1945 the world was stunned by the arrival of a new type of monster, an atomic bomb so destructive that it wiped cities off the map and claimed lives in the hundreds of thousands, some deaths occurring long after the bomb had been dropped on the nation of Japan. No more than a month after the display of power, Japan was ready to surrender. While the Soviet Union played a big part in their decision to surrender, there was no debating that the United States had just cemented itself as one of the world’s first super powers.

But there were murmurs throughout the nations. The Soviet Union was working on developing its own bomb, and they weren’t far from matching the might of the United States. Once it became apparent that the States wouldn’t be able to hold onto the secrets of the bomb forever, a terrible realization came over the world. For the first time in history, we had the power to end all life on Earth, and the planet’s two greatest rivals both had their fingers on the trigger. The Doomsday Clock was born in the hopes that the world might realize just how close we were to absolute destruction, and it was set to a terrifying seven minutes to midnight. But things were about to get a lot worse.

9. 1953: Two Minutes to Midnight

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It was not a good first six years for the Doomsday Clock. The Soviets had successfully detonated their first nuclear device in August of 1949, and triggered the official start of the nuclear arms race. Now, in 1953, both the US and the Soviet Union were demonstrating their thermonuclear might at the same time as a show of strength to each other.

It was essentially what you see when two teenage boys fight over who is cooler, but instead of hormone-fueled kids, it was a bunch of old guys circling each other while saying “You wanna fight?!” and “Do you want the real thing? Because I’ll give you the real thing!”  They just so happened to also be holding the keys to a series of machines that could end all life on the planet with a press of a button while they did it. It was a dangerous period, but it thankfully didn’t last forever.

8. 1960 & 1963: Twelve Minutes to Midnight

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As all fights between teenage boys end, they realized they would get in so much trouble with their mom — in this case Mother Nature – if either one of them worked up the courage to actually attack the other. In other words, both sides agreed that not being dead and hating each other was a whole lot better than being dead. Of course, things were still rather tense between the two sides, but they both knew the odds of the other attacking was pretty much zero.

And then in 1963, they made things official. Instead of constantly trying to egg each other into a fight by detonating more and more nuclear missiles in the atmosphere, they signed the Limited Test Ban Treaty. The treaty made it to where neither side could detonate nuclear devices unless it was deep underground, to protect other countries from radiation. This also slowed the development of nuclear arms considerably, due to just how much harder it was to do underground tests. Times were pretty good until …

7. 1968: Seven Minutes to Midnight

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Things just couldn’t be alright forever. Within a few years Pakistan and India had officially began a war, Israel and Egypt engaged in a six-day battle, and America was deeply ingrained in the Vietnam conflict. Things were not looking good for the world. But the bad times were only just getting started, almost entirely thanks to China and France. Both countries had successfully detonated their own nuclear devices in the years prior to the clock change and, unlike the US and Soviet Union, neither of them were involved in the signing of the Limited Test Ban Treaty. This meant they were in the free and clear to detonate their bombs wherever they wanted. This strained relations between the Soviets and the Americans even further due to their apparent lack of power to stop them.

6. 1969 & 1972: Twelve Minutes to Midnight

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After France and China successfully showed the world that they were capable of joining the big dogs in the nuclear arms race, America and the Soviets were done messing around with peace treaties for each and every nation that could be capable of detonating a nuclear device. Instead, the nations of the world all gathered together in some sort of United Nations, and signed a treaty making underground testing the only okay method of testing nuclear devices. Every nation except for India, Pakistan, and Israel that is. This will be important later.

For the time being though, it was peace and lollipops! The Americans and Soviets agreed to the SALT I agreement, which saw both sides freezing nuclear arms production, with an option for missiles being made for submarines as long as they destroyed one missile for each new one they made. They also signed something called the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, which saw both sides deconstructing their nuclear defense systems.

5. 1974: Nine Minutes to Midnight

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1974, the year of the Smiling Buddha. Remember in the last few sections how India went to war with Pakistan and then refused to sign the Limited Test Ban Treaty? Yeah, that ended up causing some problems. In 1974, India successfully detonated the Smiling Buddha nuclear device, proving that they were capable of both leveling Pakistan and taking a stab at ending all life on Earth if they wanted. This put quite a number of people on edge, for obvious reasons.

To make matters worse, the Americans and the Soviets had begun using Multiple Independently Targetable Reentry Vehicles (MIRVs) (SALT I agreement). It was a new type of nuclear warhead, capable of more precise attacks on multiple targets with the use of only one rocket. Neither side liked that the other had those types of weapons, and talks on new and more restrictive nuclear treaties began to drag on as both sides worked out agreements on what they had to dismantle.

4. 1981: Four Minutes to Midnight

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The United States had just purposely missed the Olympics in Moscow the year before in protest and Ronald Reagan was now their President, so things really couldn’t have been any worse if they tried. The Soviets had been invading the US-backed Afghanistan for the last few years  and President Reagan was starting to get sour about this whole Cold War thing. He wanted it to end, and believed there were only two ways to do it: either overpower Russia with even stronger bombs, or drastically reduce the amount of them in the world. Guess which one was more likely to happen.

In a rather surprising move, President Reagan started urging the Soviets to discuss with America the idea of disarming even more of their stockpiles. The odds of this actually working out were insanely low, but Reagan somehow managed to actually begin serious talks with Russia about the idea. The clock slowly pushed forward to total destruction astensions flared, but then something crazy happened …

3. 1989 to 1991: Seventeen Minutes to Midnight

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The Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty happened. While the United States and the Soviets waved their metaphorical dongs at each other, the people of the Soviet Union were gearing up for a revolution. Countries crumpled, and power switched hands betweendifferent parties. At one point Gorbachev was actually ousted, but quickly returned to power. The Soviet Union was crumbling, and soon enough, there wouldn’t be a Union at all.

Before too much control was lost, Gorbachev signed into the Treaty. It called for both sides to dismantle all nuclear and conventional ground and cruise missiles with a firing range of between 500-5,000 kilometers, which of course was a good thing. Unfortunately, shortly after all of this went down, the Soviet Union completely imploded on itself. While that might sound like a weird thing to be upset about, it makes sense once you realize that Russia had just lost control of a very large amount of their nuclear materials. While no weapons have ever been reported missing, the parts and schematics needed to build bombs are still causing trouble to this day, thanks to black market sales.

2. The Clock Stopper: The Cuban Missile Crisis

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You might have noticed a distinct lack of Cuban Missile Crisis in this list about the Doomsday Clock and the Cold War. The reason for that is the crisis thankfully only lasted about two weeks. Not enough time for the people working behind the clock to adjust it for the current situation, but if it had been changed to reflect the situation, then it almost certainly would have been a minute away from Midnight. Possibly only ten seconds away.

We’re hoping everyone reading this knows about the Cuban Missile Crisis, but here’s a refresher just in case. The United States attempted (and failed) to overthrow Cuba’s Communist leader, Fidel Castro. Nikita Khrushchev began talks with Fidel Castro shortly afterwards, in an attempt to get him to allow Soviet ICBMs to be placed in Cuba as a deterrent towards the United States. Castro agreed to the plan, and the missiles started getting shipped to Cuba in secret.

The United States soon figured out what was happening, and decided to block any more shipments from getting into Cuba by putting the country under quarantine instead of justexploding it off the map. Afterwards, there were some tense behind-the-scenes negotiations, but everything ended up kind of working out in the end. More or less.

But most people don’t really understand just how close we came. The American ships guarding Cuba actually had orders to fire upon any ships trying to get past their blockade, and an American plane was even shot down by a Soviet ship at one point. That act alone could have been the end of the world, but both sides kept it cool and we’re still here, so hurray for that.

1. 2012: Five Minutes to Midnight

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And now we’ve come to just last year. We’re actually worse off than we were a half century ago when the clock first came into the public eye. But it isn’t all bad news, as the problem now is less about world-wide annihilation and more about regional destruction. There are a lot of nuclear parts out there unaccounted for after the fall of the Iron Curtain, and plenty of countries still have large stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction, but we like to think everything will work out for the best. The Doomsday Clock has been maintained for over 65 years, and not once has it reached midnight (trust us, you’d know if it did.) It has gotten very close before, during some of the darkest times in our world’s history, but we’ve always managed to bring it back down. So give yourself a pat on the back humanity, you’ve earned it for all these extinction event-free years.

Strangelove writes for the website Game Podunk in his spare time