“We The People
of the Superior States
of North America”
“Hereby secede from The United States of America.”
Let it not be said that disaffected citizens of an existing nation cannot band together, in their like-mindedness, and create a land that is established with the blessing of God, to live together without beholding to a government which insists on ignoring the majority in favor of a raucous and gaudy minority.
- We do not enter into this union lightly or without regard to its obligation to the greater community of the planet Earth.
- We stand on the Word of God and adhere to its Superior guidance.
- We are people of good moral standing, who treat all as equal under the sun and expect the best from ourselves.
- We take complete and total responsibility for our actions, whether as individuals or together.
- We shall defend our borders with fervor, respectful of our neighbors (Canada) to the North and (United States of America) to the South.
We the citizens of Superior States of North America hereby reject:
- The blatant ignorance of the Constitution of the United States of America on which the country was established, but has been trampled upon by those currently in power.
- The aggressive suppression of religious freedom as previously contracted by the Founding Fathers.
- The inability to enforce the laws of the land as set forth by previous members of the United States’ Congresses.
- The notion that “political correctness” takes precedence over common sense.
- The Tax Code has become the personal toy of the Economic Elite, thereby creating an unsatisfactory disparity among the very rich and the very poor.
Within the Superior States of North America:
- Sound moral code will rule the day
- Compassion will rule the day
- Common Sense will rule the day
- From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
- The One True God will rule His people
“I was temporarily insane and disillusioned at the time.”
This is a postulate set forth by the goals & aspirations of Gwendolyn Hoff and her alone, with the hope of inspiring like-minded people to action. She is not a card-carrying member of the Tea Party and does not endorse continued participation as citizens of the United States of America.
The map as shown is subject to the approval by referendum by the entire individual states of Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, North & South Dakota, Idaho and Montana. It is also subject to the approval by referendum of counties bordering the following states, Michigan, Illinois and Wyoming.
“If you believe in this cause, get a hold of me & we will talk.”
We The People of the Superior States
of North America
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Puns #19 Familial Puns
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Puns #21 Every Problem May Be a Punny One
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– More than Candy and Goblins
Halloween, or Hallowe’en (/ˌhæləˈwiːn, –oʊˈiːn, ˌhɑːl–/; a contraction of “All Hallows’ Evening“), also known as All halloween, All Hallows’ Eve, or All Saints’ Eve, is a yearly celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows’ Day. It begins the three-day observance of Allhallowtide, the time in the liturgical year dedicated to remembering the dead, including saints (hallows),martyrs, and all the faithful departed believers.
According to many scholars, All Hallows’ Eve is a Christianized feast influenced by Celtic harvest festivals, with possible pagan roots, particularly the Gaelic festival Samhain. Other scholars maintain that it originated independently of Samhain and has solely Christian roots.
Typical contemporary festive Halloween activities include trick-or-treating (or the related “guising“), attending costume parties, decorating, carving pumpkins into jack-o’-lanterns, lighting bonfires, apple bobbing and divination games, playing pranks, visiting haunted attractions, telling scary stories and watching horror films. In many parts of the world, the Christian religious observances of All Hallows’ Eve, including attending church services and lighting candles on the graves of the dead, remain popular, although in other locations, these solemn customs are less pronounced in favor of a more commercial and secular celebration.Because many Western Christian denominations encourage, although most no longer require, abstinence from meat on All Hallows’ Eve, the tradition of eating certain vegetarian foods for this vigil day developed, including the consumption of apples, colcannon, cider, potato pancakes, and soul cakes.
The word Halloween or Hallowe’en dates to about 1745 and is of Christian origin. The word “Halloween” means “hallowed evening” or “holy evening”. It comes from a Scottish term for All Hallows’ Eve (the evening before All Hallows’ Day). In Scots, the word “eve” is even, and this is contracted to e’en or een. Over time, (All) Hallow(s) E(v)en evolved into Halloween. Although the phrase “All Hallows'” is found in Old English (ealra hālgena mæssedæg, all saints mass-day), “All Hallows’ Eve” is itself not seen until 1556.
My friend wants to dress like the Queen of Hearts for Halloween. I think I’ll follow suit.
The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production.
Witches are good at spell-ing.
Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
Those who eat candy with both hands are ambi-dextrose.
There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.
A group of ballerinas were wearing their tutus. A couple of extra costumes arrived but they thought they might be tutu many.
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
Two brothers collaborated on haunted stories, but one was a ghost writer.
‘We’ve lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,’ declared Capt. John Smith, ‘but don’t let poker haunt us.’
– And Puns
“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”
Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month.
|2.||Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.
He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.
|4.||In some places there is a lot of Manuel labor for every Juan.|
|5.||In the NFL there is some Manuel labor.
|6.||They used to experiment on dogs called laboratory retrievers.|
|7.||A woman union leader who was pregnant had labor pains and then a striking baby.
|8.||At a company where they dig for gold a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.|
In the United States
In the United States, the modern Thanksgiving holiday tradition is commonly, but not universally, traced to a poorly documented 1621 celebration at Plymouth in present-dayMassachusetts. The 1621 Plymouth feast and thanksgiving was prompted by a good harvest.Pilgrims and Puritans who began emigrating from England in the 1620s and 1630s carried the tradition of Days of Fasting and Days of Thanksgiving with them to New England. Several days of Thanksgiving were held in early New England history that have been identified as the “First Thanksgiving”, including Pilgrim holidays in Plymouth in 1621 and 1623, and a Puritan holiday in Boston in 1631. According to historian Jeremy Bangs, director of the Leiden American Pilgrim Museum, the Pilgrims may have been influenced by watching the annual services of Thanksgiving for the relief of the siege of Leiden in 1574, while they were staying in Leiden.In later years, religious thanksgiving services were declared by civil leaders such as Governor Bradford, who planned a thanksgiving celebration and fast in 1623. The practice of holding an annual harvest festival did not become a regular affair in New England until the late 1660s.
Thanksgiving proclamations were made mostly by church leaders in New England up until 1682, and then by both state and church leaders until after the American Revolution. During the revolutionary period, political influences affected the issuance of Thanksgiving proclamations. Various proclamations were made by royal governors, John Hancock, General George Washington, and the Continental Congress each giving thanks to God for events favorable to their causes. As President of the United States, George Washington proclaimed the first nation-wide thanksgiving celebration in America marking November 26, 1789, “as a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favours of Almighty God”.
In modern times the President of the United States, in addition to issuing a proclamation, will “pardon” a turkey, which spares the bird’s life and ensures that it will spend the duration of its life roaming freely on farmland.
“Thank you (ILY) Wikipedia!”
I am thankful for a God who loves us.
I am thankful I’m not a vegetarian.
My Granddaughter Norah is thankful that Mommy doesn’t humiliate her like this.
Thankful I did not have this nightmare.
I’m the one on the left (NOW I’m dreaming)
“You know you’re a Redneck when you order out KFC.”
“Where did I put that turkey?”
My Molly would pose for this
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Alpha Omega M.D. – Episode #47
…Jacob Haley would have been pleased with the bright flashes and the racket, but he cannot see a thing face down between the rails…
Jacob Haley would have been pleased with the bright flashes and the racket, signs of the slave revolution he had himself worked endlessly to create. But he cannot see a thing face down between the rails, thanking his glorious God for divine deliverance from decapitating disaster.
“He lives! Sweet Mary, Mother of God. Jacob is alive!” the Bleakers cannot contain their cartwheeling joy.
Cheers and tears erupt together. Adversity makes for strong glue.
“What’s all the commotion?” asks the blacksmith, who has been toting Grandma Lettie for three miles now, unaware of the theatrical crossing of the Little River. “Did you beat the train?” What a loaded question that is. Almost, he is told.
Hugging and such stops with one more reason to rejoice, Lettie Golden has made the crossing, alive no less. ‘But what of Jacques Francoise?’ they ask the smithy.
He heard the hounds out of Sumter and he is leading them a merry chase. Right now I believe he is headed downstream, maybe wetting a line for some trout he calls, “Big Bertha”.
“Oh and the refreshment lady at mile 3 probably made it to the house up the tracks before the dogs came out, says she’ll get the juicy story at the next meeting.”
A recovering Jacob Haley assesses their status while he listens out of the other ear. It is another mile and a half to State Road 268 and does not want a lucky guess by Jefferson Smythwick interfering with this covert coup. Freedom seems assured. Secrecy must follow.
“Poor Mrs. Ferrell is waiting at mile five, wondering in God’s name what happening. For all she knows, we aren’t going to show, seeing we are nearly an hour behind schedule. She is eager and the doubt will eat her alive.”
“We will run ahead and give her the good news!” offer the ever energetic Bleakers, never more than a heartbeat apart.
“She will be thrilled with our triumphs!” Jacob guesses, forgetting that she had recruited husband John. His freight truck will transport the group and their family home will shelter the Campbell family until things settle down in Gadsden County.
“We’d better get going folks. An eastbound freight train is due near dawn and we need to finish up before light.”
Alpha Omega M.D.